Cygnet Committee

“He was in a pretty fowl mood….”

Terrorswan
“Our weapons were the tongues of crying rage.”

We join David Bowie in vehemently rejecting all things swan and opposing the agenda of the “Cygnet Committee!”

Ching-A-Ling

“Bludgeon them both with a doo-dah horn.”

Chicken Dance
“I wish to sing the chicken song…”

We talk unreliable lyrics sites, peculiar respiratory afflictions, and the folly of forming a band with your significant other in “Ching-A-Ling!”